nothing sweet about me....

so its safe to say that I stumbled accross the craziest blogger in cyberspace....and its none other than Kanye West. Who knew he'd have the time to write on his blog!!! I have a great appreciation for Kanye...he has come a very long way since 'workout plan' not that that was a bad song...it was just a bit inappropriate toward women. But his blog speaks volumes of what is going on in that head of his! click below to see what I mean:

http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/

And his fans are just as nuts! But hey...we're all a little crazy.

I'm insane.

Anywho, its a sunny wednesday afternoon.

I'm halfway through the working week! joy. Two more days of trawling for bloggers more interesting than I.

OMFG! I forgot to inform you that my precious car was found...in a very dingy part of the city I live in. Suprise Suprise...it was stolen for a joy ride! They could pick something better than a Honda Jazz!! The ignition was trashed but fortunately they left all my self indulgent junk in the car. Obviously my assortment of hair brushes didn't interest them.

Sighhhh.

im sleepy.

Tonight is another gym session with gremlin.

I don't think I'm losing weight. I really really want too. Get rid of the puppy fat and keep my nice...um...assets...I have two if ya get what I mean.

SO new celeb gossip....Perez Hilton has waged a war on Lily Allen, and apparently it's for no good reason! Why a gay man would pick a fight with a feisty brit is beyond me. Not that gay men can't fight...but she's british....they are a tough race of people!

Also, there are now photos of Miranda Kerr (ahhh another gorgeous aussie!) and Oralando Bloom frolicking on a beach...naked! Go them. Nakedness is liberating! And at least they have the bodies to do it. Not so hot when Ivana Trump whips off her clothes!

END OF CELEB SESSION. Not really much to report today.

So paying off my holiday to Phuket is leaving me pretty broke. This is the golden time to ask mummy and daddy to help me out. I really need urgent waxing...and plus I want a fringe. The gremlin is getting his hair bleached and its constant competition with us! Ahhh bangs. Im going to look super cute!

OMFG! Charva emailed me this morning, requesting i accompany her to QLD to go to her ex bfs birthday. This is the girl who stole a guy away from me, and is now going out with him. She wants to go to her ex (who by the way asked her to move to QLD to be with him like a week ago...hello scandal. The next day she starts going out with...lets call him dead tooth...cos he has one..Ew. last time i go for personality!!) 's birthday party!! Does anyone else not see how Days of Our Lives this is....or Dynasty...ahhh Dynasty. I long to be like Alexis. Shes fantastic.

Anywho, I have a new obsession (apart from Katy Perry....she's still up there!) and its the Blue Jean Hermes Birkin. Its now on the Wish List. Love.......

If anyone wants to buy it for me...just let me know.

until next time...take care of yourself and each other...