My dictionary

Not that there is any great fear of somebody finding out my identity (who gives a shit right???), I've decided to come up with a dictionary for all the "places" "people" and "inicdents" that happen in my boring little life....
lets start shall we

my new hometown: Scattered
My old hometown: stubby little shit hole....no...thats way too long to write in a sentence. ahhh Chunk. yeah that'll do.
Me: Cleo of course
My mans: Gremlin....(i adore him, but sometimes i see shades of one)
My "best" friend: Charva...(she's a bit of a douche!)
My rents: The ATM's.
My sister: ahhhh...hmmmm. there are some words that come to mind, but I do love her so I won't be so cruel. We'll just call her poodle.
My token Azn....who hates all azns: Miff. Cos she is constantly miffed!
My bf's little hub: Galaxy....because there is every kind of person, animal, thing, there constantly.
Bitches and hoes: abominator/s.
The peeps at work: lemmings.
my boss: the minx.

If there is anything else...i'll add it later.....but i will post a new blog after this one. Can't add a whole blog to a dictionary.
xoxo