its been a while...

ahhh britney...thank you for my blog title....

Its been 17 days since my last blog. I'm a slack bitch. Its true.

Life is pretty ho hum. I'm still chubby (I am now going to the gym....every fucking day). Still un-fashionable (although thanks to the nutty boyfriend, thats slowly changing). Still pissed about the amount of paperwork on my desk. And still have no home. I can live at the boys...but I have on drawer for my stuff there. One. One for my pants. Skirts. Dresses. tops. Underwear. ONE DRAWER. Dire situation....i think so. Ok. So it's not as bad as it seems. But I have to give back my hire car on Monday (i hate my rents for denying me the pleasure of a car....spoiling me for 19 years and then stopping it so suddenly is fuckin tight. well not really. I should be grateful. But lets face it. I'm not. No Spoilt child ever is grateful. Its just not in our DNA)

SO I have two new obsessions....wheels and dollbabys' new 'La Clemintine' line, cos its french and raunchy. and Katy Perry. Shes american and dam adorable. and she can sing a pretty rad tune. My obsessions are going to cost me money. Money I don't have. Cos I've made the idiodic descision to move in with my mans. After 3 and 1/2 months. Im fuckin insane I swear. Maybe cos for the first time in my life i've found someone who treats me the way I deserve to be treated.....like shit. It may seem fucked, but I've done the nice boyfriend thing...and they all lasted around two months, then I broke it off claiming that my heart just wasnt in it. But now, I have a supremely evil boyfriend, whos controlling and moody. And doesn't care if he hurts my feeling by telling me I'm fat. Or that my nose is too big (which it isn't. We're talking button here, but he knows i have issues with my nostrils. He preys on my weakness) despite all these awful things that he does, I'm deliriously happy. Mental issues anyone??

Gah....Pink just came on the radio. I used to adore. But now. She just upsets me. She's way too pissed off with everything. But then she has this strong pop element. IT DOES NOT WORK ANYMORE. Millions of lesbians would disagree with me, and probably try to hunt me down, but shmeh, my opinions are my opinions.

Back to Katy Perry. She's also dating Travvy from Gym Class....thats just an adorable image right there. She's my new fashion inspiration. When I get the money, I will be her.

Getting my fringe cut next week. I don't give a fuck what my hairdressers say...my forehead is not too small for a blunt straight fringe. I will fuckin rock it...cos thats the way (i will from now on) roll. And I have this strong urge to go dark...like almost black. But I am woggy looking, which doesn't work in my favour. Ahhh being scottish, shouldn't i look a little more highlandery than euro trash? No....until I get my green contacts. Then I'll be scchhhwweeett....

Todays pin-up was chosen: cos I'm feeling a little bit black...and I'm dressed in all black. NINJA!!!!!

wow. fuckin longest blog I've written.

better do work.

Until next time, take advantage of every situation you can.