my breasts are like two disco balls.....

I have a new girl crush.

and her name is Lady Gaga.

Seriously.

It was about time some smokin bitch brought electro/disco/pop back onto the scene. And she does it so dam well.

My obsession is reaching catastrophic limits. I'm actually going to go buy a cheap disco ball, a black strapless...and create my own disco ball bra.

Im insanely in love. With the ankle boots. The bleached hair with the blunt fringe. The short black skirt with suspenders. Its worth losing ALL my weight just to emulate. Wow I rhyme now.

Fall in love like I have....

GRAZIA IS HERE!

take a look...

I came to a funny relisation when thinking of a topic for my next blog.

My recent taste in men has slid dramatically. No longer am I infatuatiated with the ape-like footy players the interuppted my youth on so many occasions. Now my preference in long fringes, tattoos, piercings, tight pants and nikes. Hmmmm. It's is staggering at how one person can seem to love one thing so much, but can do a complete 360, and fall for something different. Now....footy players turn my stomach a little. Thats not to say I will stop looking completely.

Maybe my first hint of this change was when I saw Pete Wentz in the "Arms Race" video and my tummy bubbled like a bottle of Moet. From then on, I stop noticing the tough no necked footy players that trawled the nightclubs of my hometown. I started noticing the hair that flopped in the eyes. I then dated an "emo" (massive MASSIVE mistake...and i believe he might be gay) and that ended pretty quickly after I had to sleep on a mattress on his floor.

Then I went to a punk pop club with some friends earlier this year. After about 4 smirnoffs we headed there from our hotel. Whilst standing out the front, all these yummy boys in skinny pants, with long hair and sweet faces were walking past. Then...I saw...him. My grem grem. Tight pants, leather jacket. Blonde/brown fringe...

He'd caught my attention.

After a few more drinks, me n my girlies were shakin it, when I saw him again. This time, I did my best "im cute, and I'm going to eye f**k u from behind my fringe" he noticed. This continued for a good hour....by which time i was well n truely smashed. Then he sat right near where I was dancing. He motioned me over, where I proceeded to sit...and without words...we made out. Fuck. That was romantic. ahhhhh well you probably get the rest of the picture. Its hard enough for me to realise that I've established a strong relationship out of a "one nighter". But boy am I glad that hes a persistant fucker.

Soooo that's the truth about me and gremmy..and our history.

Now....this is the kinda of boy that I cant stop dreaming about...

sighhhh all girls love the bad boy.

it is a dark dark day in the life of cleo....

sooo i have like 12 minutes to write a truely heartfelt and emotional blog...
lucky im not that deep.

I have just...broken up...with the gremlin.

It is very sad, but true. And blogging about it is the only way to get rid of this massive lump that feels like a potato wedged in my throat....to dissapear. SO im all alone. In a strange (not really but im painting a picture here) town. And the last place i want to go is home. I could stay here all night if i could...and blog. Blog about the tragedy that has just fallen upon me.

Not only have i paid out the ass for a trip to Phuket with this child...but I also just put a deposit on a rental with him too...my parents are gunna be pissed (see...they paid).

anywho...not much else to say.
but goodnight.

another amazing celeb blogger...

raw opinions are amazing....
and hulk hogan is waayyyyyy creepy.
http://www.damnimcute.com/

who the hottest in the world right now?

Kayne! Obviously. My fave blogger is currently on the radio...therefore the inspiration for my blog title! Even though I actually despise American Boy as a song (its just grating) Some of the lyrics are semi-rad!

Well I thought I'd start my blog nice and early this morning, so it'll be really long and pointless....and i'll just crap on whenever I'm bored with work!


So I had a curious question this morning. Who is the Timbaland/Nelly F/Timberlake song "give it to me" directed at? I know this is totally irrelevant to anything going on right now, but its always negged at me a little. So where did I go for my answer? WIKIPEDIA!!! Apparently each artists verse is directed at someone different. Nelly F is bitchin at Fergie (oh shes so delish..plastic...but delish), Timbaland is bitching a Scott Storch (i think the world still hates him for producing Paris Hilton's album...and fuckin with UB40!!) and Justin is directing his disses at Prince (whoaaaa.....ok, so one icon is up against another). It erks me a little when artists start feuding through song!! Like Eminem and....well everyone. Fiddy and Ja Rule (who's comeback was amazingly crappy!), Paris even had a go at Nic Richie! My my my...no wonder everyone is so angry...even our music is angry. Its like emo pop! hahahaha...oh i don't know why that is funny.


Ok so In my last celeb trawl, i stumbled across my god in his new ads...ladies n gents...Justin Timberlake for Givenchy:















can i just say..I now want to wear mens cologne...so I can smell like him everyday.


ew stalker moment! Fantastic ads! very effective *cough*cough*. I get a smack on the ass everytime I mention to Gremlin that I worship this man. I don't find him attractive looks wise. But his seX factor is like through the effin roof. Just take some time...and stare. hmmm.


SO ever since i told Chaka...(is that her name?) That I couldn't go on the weirdest trip of all time (the one to her ex boyfriends birthday...) and now I am being ignored!! Well! I never! tehehehe. Like I care. Ever since I left, she's only got druggos and cubs to keep her company (a cub is a cashed up bogan...don't ask where it came from..i have no idea myself!). SO she misses the one person who would give her an honest opinion. But I have a new life now...which does not include her. I haven't heard from the cubs back home in so long. I found out an ex friend of mine was talkin shit behind my back! So...If i ever see her again...im going to pull out a nice hefty chunk of her pretty blonde hair! She'd have to extend her bangs to cover her gigantic forehead. She also used to be really REALLY fat and then she got thin. Now her skin is sagging. I don't usually bitch about people's weight (cept my own) but this bitch deserves it. Ew! well theres my angry rant for the day!

So...I'm a little jealous. Of scene kids. Yes the kids who over eyelines themselves, and have the rad choppy hair!! They are fast becoming the new "it" kids. Move over blonde haired, blued eyed tanned biatches...make way for the scene. These kids are extremely confident, often confused with emos though. Do not mistake. They're not depressed...they know that everyone stares. My gremlin is part scene...he's like a cross breed. I think I've stated that before. I am unfortunately, way too preppy to be scene. Plus...I giggle. A lot. Ahh well, all I can do is observe!

An unfortunate event just happened. I actually bopped along to Miley Cyrus.
It is a dark day for Cleo.

Dark dark day.

nothing sweet about me....

so its safe to say that I stumbled accross the craziest blogger in cyberspace....and its none other than Kanye West. Who knew he'd have the time to write on his blog!!! I have a great appreciation for Kanye...he has come a very long way since 'workout plan' not that that was a bad song...it was just a bit inappropriate toward women. But his blog speaks volumes of what is going on in that head of his! click below to see what I mean:

http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/

And his fans are just as nuts! But hey...we're all a little crazy.

I'm insane.

Anywho, its a sunny wednesday afternoon.

I'm halfway through the working week! joy. Two more days of trawling for bloggers more interesting than I.

OMFG! I forgot to inform you that my precious car was found...in a very dingy part of the city I live in. Suprise Suprise...it was stolen for a joy ride! They could pick something better than a Honda Jazz!! The ignition was trashed but fortunately they left all my self indulgent junk in the car. Obviously my assortment of hair brushes didn't interest them.

Sighhhh.

im sleepy.

Tonight is another gym session with gremlin.

I don't think I'm losing weight. I really really want too. Get rid of the puppy fat and keep my nice...um...assets...I have two if ya get what I mean.

SO new celeb gossip....Perez Hilton has waged a war on Lily Allen, and apparently it's for no good reason! Why a gay man would pick a fight with a feisty brit is beyond me. Not that gay men can't fight...but she's british....they are a tough race of people!

Also, there are now photos of Miranda Kerr (ahhh another gorgeous aussie!) and Oralando Bloom frolicking on a beach...naked! Go them. Nakedness is liberating! And at least they have the bodies to do it. Not so hot when Ivana Trump whips off her clothes!

END OF CELEB SESSION. Not really much to report today.

So paying off my holiday to Phuket is leaving me pretty broke. This is the golden time to ask mummy and daddy to help me out. I really need urgent waxing...and plus I want a fringe. The gremlin is getting his hair bleached and its constant competition with us! Ahhh bangs. Im going to look super cute!

OMFG! Charva emailed me this morning, requesting i accompany her to QLD to go to her ex bfs birthday. This is the girl who stole a guy away from me, and is now going out with him. She wants to go to her ex (who by the way asked her to move to QLD to be with him like a week ago...hello scandal. The next day she starts going out with...lets call him dead tooth...cos he has one..Ew. last time i go for personality!!) 's birthday party!! Does anyone else not see how Days of Our Lives this is....or Dynasty...ahhh Dynasty. I long to be like Alexis. Shes fantastic.

Anywho, I have a new obsession (apart from Katy Perry....she's still up there!) and its the Blue Jean Hermes Birkin. Its now on the Wish List. Love.......

If anyone wants to buy it for me...just let me know.

until next time...take care of yourself and each other...